by Knight Ridder Tribune in Features
March 3-9, 2003Aries (March 21-April 20). Respond quickly to social messages or new invitations this week. Over the next four days, unique friendships, group activities and romantic flirtations will bolster your confidence. Your charisma attracts attention from potential friends and lovers.
by in Features
Ingredients:1/3 oz. Kahlua1/3 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream1/3 oz. White Crème de MentheMixing instructions:Carefully layer in a shot glass.It is unlawful for persons under the age of 21 to consume alcohol. Have fun, but please act responsibly.
by in Features
On October 11, 1922, the sophomore, junior, and senior chemistry majors, with the help and collusion of three professors, bought a goat for the chemsitry deptartment. This goat stood five and a half hands high. Until a more suitable name was picked she was called Rainbow.
by Press Release in Features
The Clarkson Center for the Environment is announcing their 2003 Hazardous Waste Site Operations and Emergency Response Workshop to be held later this month. The course provides the hazardous waste site worker with the skills to understand site safety and health.
by Http://www.funny-spot.com in Features
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him."
So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder.
by Chris Lenney in Features
Clarkson students taking a nap break from their studies in the CAMP Atrium.
by Knight Ridder Tribune in Features
A Honeymoon to RememberAuthorities in Stavanger, Norway, agreed to allow a psychiatric patient to marry his girlfriend and go on a brief honeymoon even though he was institutionalized as a menace to society. After a wedding under heavy security, the couple was taken to a hotel room for a stay of a few hours, and the guards discreetly withdrew.
by Knight Ridder Tribune in Features
Dreams are overrated. No matter how delicious and realistic they seem, they vaporize as soon as you open your eyes. You cannot will yourself back to sleep. You are up. And reality is a sorry substitute.
That is, unless you are Ashanti Douglas, whose life is a waking dream.
