Clarkson Integrator

Issue date: 4/20/09 Section: Entertainment

1. What suit is the only suited King without a moustache?
A. Clubs
B. Diamonds
C. Hearts
D. Spades

2. What is displayed on the back of the Nobel Peace
Prize medal?
A. A peace symbol.
B. Three naked men, their hands on each other's shoulders.
C. A Swedish flag.
D. The Norwegian Nobel Institute at the University of Oslo.

3. How many pennies a day does the
Philadelphia Mint produce?
A. Over 25,000
B. Precisely 100,000
C. About 5 million
D. About 26 million

4. A group of geese on the ground is called a ______.
A. Skein
B. Pillion
C. Gaggle
D. Bunch

5. In St. Louis it's illegal to…
A. Carry ice cream in your back pocket.
B. Smoke cigars bigger than 4 inches long.
C. Drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on a street curb.
D. Walk into a bank with a hooded sweatshirt.

6. Winston Churchill was born in a ______.
A. Ladies' room at a dance
B. Barn
C. Library, behind the circulation desk
D. Horse carriage

7. Mr. Rogers was also ______.
A. A well known trapeze artist
B. An ordained minister
C. A pedophile
D. A country music writer

8. A pregnant goldfish is called a _____.
A. Lire
B. Sole
C. Pregofish
D. Twit

9. What are male and female opossums called?
A. John & Yoko
B. Jack & Jill
C. The Olsen twins
D. Road kill



Answers:
1. C
2. B
3. D
4. C
5. C
6. A
7. B
8. D
9. B

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